Source: Inside Bungie: News: KEEP IT CLEAN

<\\> UNSC OFFICE OF NAVAL INTELLIGENCE

<\\> CLASSIFIED SIGNALS ARCHIVE [ONI.SEC.PRTCL-1A]

<\ OPENED PER OFFICIAL REQUEST [DARE.V.500341(S1)]

\ SOURCE: URBAN INFRASTRUCTURE A.I. [SUPERINTENDENT]

\ RECEPIENT: PROWLER “TOKYO RULES” [COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]
>> NOTATION KEYWORD SEARCH: “EMERGENCY” “DATA” “CORRUPTION”
>> (…) ~ QUERY RUNNING
>> (..)
>> (.) \ VTT TRANSCRIPT AS FOLOWS…

[SUPERINTENDENT]: “METROPOLITAN EMERGENCY!”
[SUPERINTENDENT]: “METROPOLITAN EMERGENCY!”
[SUPERINTENDENT]: “METROPOLITAN EMER—!”
[COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]: “We know. Personnel are en route. Can you—”
[SUPERINTENDENT]: “DETOUR! PROCEED WITH CAUTION!”
[COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]: “—put Kinsler on the line?”
[SUPERINTENDENT]: [UNITELLIGIBLE > DOG GROWLING(?)]
[COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]: “Sorry, what?”
[SUPERINTENDENT]: “BE A HERO! REPORT VIOLATORS!”
[COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]: “Oh, come on… ”
[SUPERINTENDENT]: “METROPOLITAN EMER—!”
[COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]: “Listen. We have a report of core data corruption.”
[COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]: “I need you to upload your—”
[SUPERINTENDENT]: “PARDON OUR DUST!”
[SUPERINTENDENT]: “YOUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK!”
[COMM.DUTY.OFFICER] “—logs for the last twenty-four hours!”
[SUPERINTENDENT]: “KEEP IT CLEAN!”
[SUPERINTENDENT]: “KEEP IT CLEAN!”
[SUPERINTENDENT]: “KEEP IT CLEAN!”
[COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]: [UNINTELLIGIBLE > PROFANITY (?)]
[COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]: “We’re sending a team, alright?”
[COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]: “Until they arrive, all additional comm needs to route through me.”
[COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]: “Repeat and acknowledge.”
[SUPERINTENDENT]: “OBEY POSTED LIMITS!”
[SUPERINTENDENT]: “YIELD TO UPHILL TRAFFIC!”
[COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]: “I’ll take that as a ‘yes’…”
[SUPERINTENDENT]: “PLEASE REMAIN CALM!”

\ ~ QUERY COMPLETE

\ ARCHIVE CLOSED \>

I’m sure many of you know the Wii Fit girl who shook her ass in frond of thousands of YouTube viewers. She’s also appeared on MTV, and sent a video message on the popular video podcast Diggnation. 

However, she finally appeared on Tyra and got her revenge. And her boyfriends ass isn’t nearly as pretty.

If you’ve ever seen the site before, it’s obvious that I’ve redid the whole blog. The theme, the logo, the banner, all different. From now on, I’ll do my best to post regularly. 

BTW: Check out my other blog, Thoughts on Tomorrow (which is currently my most popular blog).

E3 will return next year, and it better be kick-ass. Nintendo had…Wii Music. Microsoft had some good stuff to offer, but not great, and Sony…well, let’s not get into that.

And I can almost guarantee that if next year’s E3 isn’t a success, we’ll turn to E for All (aka E4) for our new console and game announcements from the big 3.

The interesting thing to me, is that there’s an ongoing countdown. Currently, for me, it’s at 1:15:30:20 (1 day, 15 hours, 30 minutes, 20 seconds). That’s 10 AM, July 16, 2008…hmmm….

That’s right Xbox 360 owners, you will be able to stream EVERY NETFLIX MOVIE. That’s right, EVERY NETFLIX MOVIE. The whole Netflix Library at the press of a button. Also, there will be no nadditional costs except for a regular Netflix subscription.

Click below on the screenshot to play the video.

Nintendo announced the Wii MotionPlus, an accessory that allows the Wiimote to trace motions in a 3-D space more accurately. It attaches to the bottom of the Wiimote. The official press release is below.

NINTENDO INTRODUCES THE WII™ MOTIONPLUS
July 14, 2008
Nintendo’s upcoming Wii™ MotionPlus accessory for the revolutionary Wii Remote™ controller again redefines game control, by more quickly and accurately reflecting motions in a 3-D space. The Wii MotionPlus accessory attaches to the end of the Wii Remote and, combined with the accelerometer and the sensor bar, allows for more comprehensive tracking of a player’s arm position and orientation, providing players with an unmatched level of precision and immersion. Every slight movement players make with their wrist or arm is rendered identically in real time on the screen, providing a true 1:1 response in their game play. The Wii MotionPlus accessory reconfirms Nintendo’s commitment to making games intuitive and accessible for everyone. Nintendo will reveal more details about the Wii MotionPlus accessory and other topics Tuesday morning at its E3 media briefing.

There’s almost no info, but heres my source: http://www.e3.net/games/?game_id=72

Nintendo Fanboys Rejoice!